This week
The fake NFL receiver costume
Friday night, sorted
Which generator do I need?
Does it really cost $1.3M? No, it costs a helmet. The builder puts the rest of the kit in your cart in three taps.
Build the costume
Friday night, sortedFriday is bleachers and a cold parking lot, not a stadium. The Friday tab is the short list: heated seat, blanket, one quiet power station.
Open the Friday tab
Which generator do I need?Tap what you'd want running when the power goes out. It tells you gas or battery, what size, and how many hours you get.
Size itStorm season
Jackery Explorer 300Phones, router, CPAP. Overnight.Check the link
Jackery Explorer 1000 v2The fridge, overnight. Quiet, indoors.Check the link
EcoFlow Delta 3 ClassicSame size, more output.Check the link
Anker SOLIX C1000 Gen 21,024Wh, 2,000W output.Check the link
Westinghouse 6,500W dual fuelFridge, freezer, furnace, sump. Days.Check the link
Westinghouse 12,500W dual fuelWhole panel. Well pump, central AC.Check the link
Friday night
Heated stadium seatBattery in the box. Friday night bleachers.Check the link
Rechargeable heated blanketRuns off the same power bank as the seat.Check the link
Jackery Explorer 1000 v2Runs the TV at the lot. Silent.Check the link
Wheeled hard coolerDawn to a night kick on one bag of ice.Check the link
Folding wagonThe walk from the lot to the gate, one trip.Check the link
Heavy-duty 10x10 canopySun, rain, lake wind.Check the link
Mr. Heater Big BuddyNovember lots. Runs on the small propane bottles.Check the link
MegaphoneCarries over three parking lots.Check the link
The costume
The helmet. The real replica.Does it really cost $1.3M? No.Check the link
The red and gold, licensedOfficial team gear. Pick your player.Check the link
Custom #7 jerseyRed and gold, your name and number.Check the link
Iced-out chainThe piece that sells the costume.Check the link
Prop money stackMovie-prop bills, clearly marked.Check the link
Receiver glovesFull-grip, any color.Check the link
Eye blackThe finishing touch.Check the link
Dorm, week three
Twin XL mattress topperYou feel the springs by week three.Check the link
Power strip towerTwo wall outlets was never going to work.Check the link
Laundry backpackThree flights to the machines, hands free.Check the link
White noise machineCovers the hallway and the roommate.Check the link
Shower sandalsShared bathroom. Not negotiable.Check the link
Clip-on bunk fanTop bunk runs hot.Check the link
Electric kettleRamen, coffee, tea. One plug.Check the link
Command strips, largeThe deposit stays yours.Check the link